Gazimon
03-23-2010, 12:19 AM
That's right, folks! I quit this game a while ago because I was sort of tired of it and thought of giving Digimon Battle Online a try. I thought "I don't remember much about that game. But it can't be that bad. Especially if I can actually understand it now!".
Ha ha! Oh, boy, was I wrong. After being exposed once again to the horror of a the battle system that forces you to either click everywhere like a madman or use the most uncomfortable and carpal-tunnel-inducing shortcut keys ever conceived by Satan (who is the only one who could be behind that game's creation), the even more horrible PvP where strategy and quick thinking take a backseat to filling your card slots with boost chip cards and spamming your strongest move (assuming your opponent survives the first hit), and the absolute evil of the crafting system where you need to make over 500 items made with nothing but low level digimon loot that don't even give you exp anymore while also having to buy boosters for all of the hundreds of upgrades past +4... and then repeat it 5 times for the rest of the equipment slots, I though: Hey... Digimon Masters Online isn't that bad. (Was that sentence too long and impossible to say in a single breath without passing out from lack of oxygen? That's what playing DBO felt like!) In fact, I think I love it. I think I could even play Maple Story or Tibia and enjoy them! I feel like a new Gazimon! The world is so beautiful all of a sudden! I'm so glad to be alive and not playing Digimon Battle Online!
I love you, evolution items sold at the cash shop! I love you too, pointlessly time-consuming and aggravating hatching system! And I love you too, repetitive quests I can barely even understand because you're in Korean.
Ha ha! Oh, boy, was I wrong. After being exposed once again to the horror of a the battle system that forces you to either click everywhere like a madman or use the most uncomfortable and carpal-tunnel-inducing shortcut keys ever conceived by Satan (who is the only one who could be behind that game's creation), the even more horrible PvP where strategy and quick thinking take a backseat to filling your card slots with boost chip cards and spamming your strongest move (assuming your opponent survives the first hit), and the absolute evil of the crafting system where you need to make over 500 items made with nothing but low level digimon loot that don't even give you exp anymore while also having to buy boosters for all of the hundreds of upgrades past +4... and then repeat it 5 times for the rest of the equipment slots, I though: Hey... Digimon Masters Online isn't that bad. (Was that sentence too long and impossible to say in a single breath without passing out from lack of oxygen? That's what playing DBO felt like!) In fact, I think I love it. I think I could even play Maple Story or Tibia and enjoy them! I feel like a new Gazimon! The world is so beautiful all of a sudden! I'm so glad to be alive and not playing Digimon Battle Online!
I love you, evolution items sold at the cash shop! I love you too, pointlessly time-consuming and aggravating hatching system! And I love you too, repetitive quests I can barely even understand because you're in Korean.